Operation Backfire is Scrubbed

Squeaker's little guy friend (no boyfriend allowed) crossed the line and got suspended for three days. The middlers are trying to hold furtive gossip sessions about the incident which is impossible in this house since Ana, Peaches, and I have satellite ears when it comes to intercepting inappropriate kid talk. But it was funny to overhear their whispered conversation when Drama Boy exclaimed, "Are you just going to DIE ?" I guess it might be hard for her to go five whole days without seeing her little n-word spewing rebel buddy. Good grief.